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Seven Viscous Nasty Words

by Brian Messiah

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The Adult 03:35
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I Got a Sound Mind and Broken Legs And I'm Sadder Than The Six O'Clock News I Got a Plaid Suit and a Busted Heart And A Disease I Can't Even Use! I Got a Bad Script and a Rubber Spine And I Find It Hard To Get Up Off the Floor I Got a Frail Smile and a Bloody Nose And She Knows I'll Be Right Back For Some More! If You’ve Never Been A Fool You’ve Never Been In Love [Repeat] I Got a Flimsy Coat and Weak Knees And She’s Sure That I Haven’t Got The Goods I Got a Grim Future and an Ugly Bruise And I’m Still Not Quite Out Of the Woods I Got a Yellow Streak and an Ambulance Ride And She Never Means To Hurt Me This Way I Got a Box of Chocolates and a Nervous Tick And I’m Looking At a Hospital Stay! If You’ve Never Been A Fool You’ve Never Been In Love [Repeat] [Guitar Solo] I Got Sweaty Palms, Now I’m Tapping Out And I Look Like The Cat Just Dragged Me In I Got a Bow Tie and a Blank Stare And Once Again I Take It On The Chin I Got a Slipped Disc and a Fat Chance And I'm Wondering How Much More Love Can I Take I Got a Soft Spot and a Black Eye And Suddenly I'm Wide Awake! If You’ve Never Been A Fool You’ve Never Been In Love [Repeat] Every Dog Has His Day No Matter What You Say [Repeat] If You’ve Never Been A Fool You’ve Never Been In Love
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At the Alter on that Faithful Day Outside the wind began to Shriek The rain was pouring down on the Temple And the Holy Man began to speak The Holy Man Put a Curse on Me It may seem crazy but it's true You Better watch out for that damn Holy Man He Might even put a Curse on you I put all the blame on the Holy Man I must have been under some kind of spell I was Mesmerized Hexed and Hypnotized And I marched happily into my own hell The Holy Man Put a Curse on Me Although I didn't know it at the time But By the time I realized the mess I was in The Curse had robbed me of my prime For forty years his curse has been vexing me Most my life it's been my plight Through most sleepless nights I dream of freedom But These Chains still hold me Tight [Guitar Solo] The Holy Man Put a Curse on Me He ruined my whole life He cursed me with seven viscous nasty words [Break] I now pronounce you Man and Wife! The Holy Man He Put a Curse on Me It may seem crazy but it's true You Better watch out for that damn Holy Man He Might even put a Curse on you The Holy Man Put a Curse on Me Although I didn't know it at the time By the time I realized the mess I was in The Curse had robbed me of my prime
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Film Noir 03:38
Fred Macmurray : “Yes, I killed him. I killed him for money – and for a woman - I didn't get the money - I didn't get the woman.” Barbara Stanwyck: “No, I never loved you, not you or anybody else. I'm rotten to the heart. I used you just as you said”
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I Disregard My Nervous Breakdown I Scrutinize Her Flimsy Nightgown I Overlook My Growing Dismay I Analyze Her Shameless Display I Got Two Heads Two Heads Aint Better Than One I Got Two Heads One’s For Thinking The Other’s For Fun I Got Two Heads These Heads Aint Worth A Dime I Got Two Heads Cause I Can Only Use Just One At A Time She Agitates My Psychic Defect She Simplifies Her Shrouded Project She Complicates My Mental Content She Clarifies Her Cryptic Intent I Got Two Heads Two Heads Aint Better Than One I Got Two Heads One’s For Thinking The Other’s For Fun I Got Two Heads These Heads Aint Worth A Dime I Got Two Heads Cause I Can Only Use Just One At A Time I Got Two Heads We Analyze Our Fleshy Union We Overlook Their Open Caution We Scrutinize Our Body Joining We Disregard Their Candid Warning I Got Two Heads Two Heads Aint Better Than One I Got Two Heads One’s For Thinking The Other’s For Fun I Got Two Heads These Heads Aint Worth A Dime I Got Two Heads Cause I Can Only Use Just One At A Time I Got Two Heads I Got Two Heads
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Love Or War 04:14
Love Or War! Balling Or Brawling Screwing Or Scrapping Humping Or Hassling Love Or War! Bumping Uglies Or Bumping Heads! Boffing Or Boxing Fornicating Or Fighting Tango Or We Tangle Love Or War! Our Love And Passion For Each Other Is Stronger Than Anything… Except maybe For Our Extreme Hatred For Each Other. In fact I’m Sure That It’s Impossible Achieve This Level Of Hatred For Someone You Don’t care about And Everyone Knows that no one can hurt you like someone You Really Love Banging Or Battling Love Or War! [Guitar Solo] Love Or War! Love Or War!
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Voyage 03:19

about

Seven Viscous Nasty Words
An Anthology of Sonic Tales Around a Common Theme

While all the tales presented are about LOVE, They focus on the not so fun encounters with that four letter word. We’ve all been there… when you are emotionally scared and spiritually pissing blood, staggering around, but still being tough and maybe even laughing a little.

Jazz Fusion, Progressive Rock, Funk, R&B, Electronic, Latin… All these Genres are used here to tell these stories. A mish mash of non-mainstream music elements are constructed together using mainstream (e.g. ABABCAB) pop forms. You won’t be able to tell what genre this album is by just listening to one or two songs.

Is That All You Got
(Our Hero Defiantly Smiles In The Face Of Sorrow)

The Adult
(Somebody’s Got To Be The Adult Here.)

If You’ve Never Been A Fool, You’ve Never Been In Love
(I'm Wondering How Much More Love Can I Take)

No Se Puede Cambiar A Nadie
(Acepte A Quién Ellos Son O Encuentran Alguien Que Usted Puede Acepte)

The Holy Man Put A Curse On Me
(He Cursed Me With Seven Viscous Nasty Words!!!!)

Film Noir
(Night, Rain, a Patsy, a Double-Cross, And a Fem Fatal.)

The Arrival of The Prince
(Silver Lining, Lemonade, Bright Side, Good Things Always Accompanies Bad Things.)

I Got Two Heads
(God Gave Man A Brain And A Penis But Only Enough Blood For On At A Time – Robin Williams.)

Dance Of The Wicked Divorce Attorneys
(Nine Malicious Dances By Seven Wicked Divorce Attorneys In Five Sinful Nights.)

Love or War
(Their Love And Passion For Each Other was Stronger Than Anything… Except Maybe For Their Extreme Hatred For Each Other)

Voyage
(Our Hero Moves On Thinking That His Scars Will One Day Make Him Look Quite Dashing)

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released January 11, 2014

All Songs written and performed by Brian Messiah
Produced By Brian Messiah for AudibleVoodoo Productions
Executive produced by Stephen Messiah
Mastered by Gary Yek at Electric Garyland Studio in Chicago, IL

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